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Hazards of Hookers and Problems with Prostitutes. Thread starter Rel Start date Apr 12, Rel Liquid Awesome. As the Garth Brooks song says, "It was bound to happen and one night it did. My Eberron-Sharn campaign finally ran across the show-stoppers that are the Changeling Prostitutes of Firelight.
The trail of intrigue that the characters were following led them to the doors of "Ellabella's", one of the finer brothels of Middle Menthis. And there we lost a good 45 minutes of the session to crude humor and all the baffling implications of shape-changing hookers.
I'd almost feel bad about it if I wasn't among the worst offenders with the jokes. This was made all the more difficult and laughable by virtue of the fact that we couldn't just completely handwave the activities that took place inside. Each of the three PC's present had "issues" that had to be addressed. The Halfling led things off by specifically requesting, "Large meaning typically Medium sized women. Race is not important. The Warforged bodyguard had to remain in the waiting room where he spent his time rearranging the furniture to a configuration more in line with his ideas of "Eberron Feng Shui".
His charge, the Artificer, was the one who was actually trying to get some information out of one of the prostitutes. Again, we couldn't completely "skip to the end" because he wanted to get her tied up in order to better get some answers to his questions.